Tuesday, January 26, 2021

UPDATE: TOP 10 WORST PEOPLE SECURITY OFFICERS ENCOUNTER

Now that people have gotten their 2nd Stimulus check. Which means, any of the boneheads won't use the money for rent, insurance, utility bills. Instead, Hair weaves, manicures, Air Jordans, and the like. Sad, just sad.

Since the pandemic started just about every person that I've ran into at work or outside of work, have turned into a complete imbecilic moron. Not sure if that is a oxymoron. I'm just trying to make a point, “People b done git dumm”.  IQ points have dropped down to 1 number across the board for MOST people around Las Vegas. People, if you don't care about yourself, at least, try and care about other people. You can't be selfish all the damn time. 

                            Wear a mask! Wash the mask! Wear it again!

Now, as a Security Professional, we all encountered people I've listed below on a everyday basis. These people suck yeast infected donkey dicks. So, let me introduce to you, the TOP 10 Worst People Security Officers Encounter. 

WARNING: If you are offended by this list. Then, I must be talking about you.



TOP 10 WORST PEOPLE SECURITY OFFICERS ENCOUNTER

10: Older White over-exaggerative Karens' and Kens'

These folks don't ever mind their goddamn business.

Never can admit they're wrong.

Not able to say the word “sorry.”

Have strong prejudicial feelings.

Could be a full blown racist.

They feel the need to loudly express their love for the GOP (no need for that).

Express that rules and regulations they don't like are bullshit.

Can be the most Ill-mannered bastards, since the caveman.


9: Black and Latino men between 50 - 70

(Not all though)

Misplaced hatred to everyone.

Pull the race card whatever chance they get.

Never can admit when they are wrong.

Can't say the word "sorry".

Taken as a whole, they are entirely too Loud, and too Ill-mannered.


8: Young Latin, Wannabe Gang/Hard males

Have no clue to what they're doing.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Loud

Thinks its “cool” to say N**** all the time.

Pour the whole bottle of cologne on their body.

Wants everything for free.

Flashing cash around acting like they're celebrities.

"Dine-n-Dash" is their motto.

Think they're gods' gift to women.

Always high.


Tied for 6th Place. 7 (6): Young Snobby Asian/White males

Loud.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Always in party mood.

Have no clue to what they're doing.

Always high.

Thinks its “cool” to say N**** all the time.


6: Very Young Snobby White females

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Possess selective hearing.

I know who owns this place.” The owner is my boyfriend.

"Don't you know who my Daddy is?"

Think their shit don't stink.

Glued to their cell phones.

 

 5: Young Latin American Princesses, Jewish American Princesses, and "Kardashian" type females

Pretty much explains itself.

Glued to their cell phones.

Think they're shit don't stink, it does EVERYWHERE.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Possess selective hearing.


4: Young Black Wannabe Thugs, Pimps, Uneducated males

Absolute IDIOTS!

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Possess selective hearing.

Either don't read or completely illiterate.

Cannot speak in complete sentences without saying n***** every other word.

Knows nothing outside of their neighborhood.

Wants everything for free.


3: Drunk MILF's, "Sex in the City" type White females

Always a loud group of 4 or more.

Possess selective hearing.

These females are tipsy, buzzed is more descriptive.

They always have a drink nearby.

First one, is the gorgeous rich girl that puts the group together.

Second one, is mid Hot. Manages the money for the night out.

Third one, complete hottie who ain't bright but can hold a full conversation about ANYTHING.

Fourth one, Cute, and the "hoe" of the group. If it dangles, she wants it.


Tied for 1st Place. (2) 1: Young Black Ill-mannered, disgusting, uneducated "Hoochie Momma" females

SAME as the definition above, these "it's" are at their worst when they try to speak.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Have the WORST attitude.

Barely speak complete sentences, use N**** every other word.

Wears those huge, chipmunk tail fluffy bedroom slippers as shoes.

Wears fake eyelashes that resembles a Swiffer mop.

Colored contact lenses. "Bitch, you black as my hair. Blue eyes my ass."

Wears ridiculously, long stoopid fake fingernails.


1: Young Black Ghetto Barnyard female animals

Worst of the worst.

You can’t call them ladies, "it" is more like it.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

They dress like 1970s hookers from Shaft or Superfly movie.

Wear clothes that don't fit while looking nasty and skanky-ass.

Wears those huge, chipmunk tail fluffy bedroom slippers as shoes.