UPDATE: TOP 10 WORST PEOPLE SECURITY OFFICERS ENCOUNTER

Now that people have gotten their 2nd Stimulus check. Which means, any of the boneheads won't use the money for rent, insurance, utility bills. Instead, Hair weaves, manicures, Air Jordans, and the like. Sad, just sad.

Since the pandemic started just about every person that I've ran into at work or outside of work, have turned into a complete imbecilic moron. Not sure if that is a oxymoron. I'm just trying to make a point, “People b done git dumm”.  IQ points have dropped down to 1 number across the board for MOST people around Las Vegas. People, if you don't care about yourself, at least, try and care about other people. You can't be selfish all the damn time. 

                            Wear a mask! Wash the mask! Wear it again!

Now, as a Security Professional, we all encountered people I've listed below on a everyday basis. These people suck yeast infected donkey dicks. So, let me introduce to you, the TOP 10 Worst People Security Officers Encounter. 

WARNING: If you are offended by this list. Then, I must be talking about you.

TOP 10 WORST PEOPLE SECURITY OFFICERS ENCOUNTER

10: Older White over-exaggerative Karens' and Kens'

These folks don't ever mind their goddamn business.

Never can admit they're wrong.

Not able to say the word “sorry.”

Have strong prejudicial feelings.

Could be a full blown racist.

They feel the need to loudly express their love for the GOP (no need for that).

Express that rules and regulations they don't like are bullshit.

Can be the most Ill-mannered bastards, since the caveman.

9: Black and Latino men between 50 - 70

(Not all though)

Misplaced hatred to everyone.

Pull the race card whatever chance they get.

Never can admit when they are wrong.

Can't say the word "sorry".

Taken as a whole, they are entirely too Loud, and too Ill-mannered.

8: Young Latin, Wannabe Gang/Hard males

Have no clue to what they're doing.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Loud

Thinks its “cool” to say N**** all the time.

Pour the whole bottle of cologne on their body.

Wants everything for free.

Flashing cash around acting like they're celebrities.

"Dine-n-Dash" is their motto.

Think they're gods' gift to women.

Always high.

Tied for 6^th Place. 7 (6): Young Snobby Asian/White males

Loud.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Always in party mood.

Have no clue to what they're doing.

Always high.

Thinks its “cool” to say N**** all the time.

6: Very Young Snobby White females

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Possess selective hearing.

“I know who owns this place.” The owner is my boyfriend.

"Don't you know who my Daddy is?"

Think their shit don't stink.

Glued to their cell phones.

 

 5: Young Latin American Princesses, Jewish American Princesses, and "Kardashian" type females

Pretty much explains itself.

Glued to their cell phones.

Think they're shit don't stink, it does EVERYWHERE.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Possess selective hearing.

4: Young Black Wannabe Thugs, Pimps, Uneducated males

Absolute IDIOTS!

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Possess selective hearing.

Either don't read or completely illiterate.

Cannot speak in complete sentences without saying n***** every other word.

Knows nothing outside of their neighborhood.

Wants everything for free.

3: Drunk MILF's, "Sex in the City" type White females

Always a loud group of 4 or more.

Possess selective hearing.

These females are tipsy, buzzed is more descriptive.

They always have a drink nearby.

First one, is the gorgeous rich girl that puts the group together.

Second one, is mid Hot. Manages the money for the night out.

Third one, complete hottie who ain't bright but can hold a full conversation about ANYTHING.

Fourth one, Cute, and the "hoe" of the group. If it dangles, she wants it.

Tied for 1^st Place. (2) 1: Young Black Ill-mannered, disgusting, uneducated "Hoochie Momma" females

SAME as the definition above, these "it's" are at their worst when they try to speak.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

Have the WORST attitude.

Barely speak complete sentences, use N**** every other word.

Wears those huge, chipmunk tail fluffy bedroom slippers as shoes.

Wears fake eyelashes that resembles a Swiffer mop.

Colored contact lenses. "Bitch, you black as my hair. Blue eyes my ass."

Wears ridiculously, long stoopid fake fingernails.

1: Young Black Ghetto Barnyard female animals

Worst of the worst.

You can’t call them ladies, "it" is more like it.

Highly disrespectful and Ill-mannered.

They dress like 1970s hookers from Shaft or Superfly movie.

Wear clothes that don't fit while looking nasty and skanky-ass.

Wears those huge, chipmunk tail fluffy bedroom slippers as shoes.

New York court security officers and staff are eligible for COVID vaccines — but not judges

 New York State judges are not yet eligible for coronavirus vaccines — but court staff and court security officers can receive the coveted shots in the arm.

 An email obtained by the Daily News from Administrative Judge Lawrence Marks, who oversees the state court system, reveals that the state’s revised vaccination guidelines turn the judicial hierarchy upside down.

“After considerable thought and discussion, we are interpreting the additional references in the guidelines to ‘Other Sworn and Civilian Personnel’ and ‘Support or Civilian Staff’ to include...all non-judicial personnel of the Unified Court System,” Marks wrote Tuesday.

“We will continue to strongly advocate that the eligibility guidelines be immediately interpreted or expanded to include UCS judges and justices.”

Judges who are 65 years or older or immuno-compromised are eligible for vaccines, just like anyone else who falls into those categories. Dennis Quirk, the head of the union repping court security officers, said judges were upset about the decision. 

“They’re not happy,” Quirk said, speaking from a hospital where he’d just been vaccinated. “I’m going to have to be working with judges who are not eligible to get the shot? It’s outrageous.”

The union boss, who has been an outspoken critic of the court system’s handling of the pandemic, called the decision “totally irresponsible” and “insane.”

The pandemic has caused an unprecedented disruption of the wheels of justice. Only a handful of trials have taken place. Proceedings that normally would be in-person are conducted via video. Outbreaks have ravaged jails and prisons.

The state Health Department did not immediately have information on judges’ eligibility. Lucian Chalfen, a spokesman for the Office of Court Administration, said it was bound by the language of Gov. Cuomo’s revised vaccine guidelines.

“As to judges, we strongly believe that they should be eligible. This would apply to all judges and justices who do not qualify under the CDC expanded vaccination eligibility list to include persons age 65 and older, as well as persons with immuno-compromised conditions,” Chalfen said.

“We are continuing to vigorously advocate that the eligibility guidelines be immediately interpreted or expanded to include UCS judges and justices. 

 

(Stephen Rex Brown covers New York courts and criminal justice issues, with a focus on Manhattan Federal Court and Manhattan Supreme Court.)

TOP 7 Worst Films Featuring Security Officers

 Here are the Top 7 Worst Films Featuring Security Officers

    For years, Hollywood had made movies depicting Security Professionals in such a bad light that people actually believe ALL Real Life Security Officers are what they see in those films. By the power of Grey Skull, you're such a Dumb-ass!

    Check this out, people go to college to obtain a degree in Criminal Justice, Criminology, Forensic Science, Political Science, or Pre-Law. Now, you can get a Masters' in Cyber Security, Cyber Crimes and Security, Executive Juris Doctorate, Juris Doctorate, Legal Studies, and the like. It's a LIFE SUSTAINING CAREER/PROFESSION. Some may even obtain a job as Security to up their insight in the field on how people truly are. That means, you have to find a decent Security company in Las Vegas, where you can make enough money while studying. Which can be hard to do since a majority of them aren't worth a shit. I have a list. Will present at request.

    Lastly, I will be going back to college to start my Masters' in Cyber Security/Cyber Crimes, or maybe, Legal Studies in Dispute Resolutions. (Haven't completely decided yet.) Anyway, watch these films and the next time you come across a Security Officer, realize that they have been on the Front Line throughout the entire pandemic hoping that they don't catch Da Rona. It wouldn't hurt for you to say “Thank You” or “I appreciate you for doing such a hard job.” It's only the nice thing you can do, and it don't cost a thing. 

Let's get on with the movies:

7: Armed and Dangerous (1986):

John Candy and Eugene Levy, from Second City, team up and made a bit of history in this loud buddy comedy; the bumbling duo play a recently fired cop and amoral lawyer who take jobs as security guards, only to find that they've unwittingly become members of a corrupt company. In real life, these guys would be fired or dead.

6: National Security (2003):

Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn as Earl and Hank; two completely different security guards from different walks of life that have one thing in common: the security company they work for. Their history of hating each other stems from Earl's key role in Hank's dismissal from the police force. This movie is funny, hilarious at some times. Though, again, there is no way an security professional would ever do the shit they do. NEVER.

5: Observe & Report (2009):

This dark comedy features Seth Rogen as a depressed, on-the-brink guard who is head of the security department at Forest Ridge Mall. When he fails to get into the police force and is belittled by the officer taking over his operations, he embarks on a dual mission of madness: to prove himself and catch the elusive mall flasher. Everything he does in this film will get you fired so fast it'll make your head spin. If a security officer ever talks to an female employee in a mall. You're reported, and then fired. This film is such shit to the profession.

4: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009):

Kevin James plays Paul Blart, who dreams of being an police officer for the New Jersey State Police. However, his ample size doesn't help his chances of being a cop, so he has to make do with being a security guard at his local mall. Its a family film alright. Absolutely silly, than funny. Too many fat jokes.

3: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015):

Same ignorant garbage. No Security Officer would ever do the things he does.

HONORABLE MENTION. Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

HONORABLE MENTION. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

2: Night at the Museum (2006):

Larry Daley is the newly hired night shift security guard at New York's American Museum of Natural History. Upon beginning his shift, he's instructed not to let anything "in or out." Being in need, as an out of work average Joe, he follows those instructions pretty damn good, but soon come to realize the significance of this creepy warning: The Museum comes to life at night, kicking off a bone-tingling phenomenon that delighted movie-goers of all ages. The one thing about this film is that people forget he's a “Single Dad”, doing whatever it takes to keep visitation rights for his kid. In some cases, people are known to take security gigs to the money flow without having to go back, and fight the unemployment line. Besides the museum coming to life, he's pretty damn good security professional.

1: Friday After Next (2002):

This is the WORST of all the films portraying Security Officers as imbecilic fools. Yet, you know you are too weak to ever become a Security Officer because of the abuse and harassment “you” give them. In the Black community especially, unintelligent ghetto barnyard people talking all kinds of shit to Security for NO REASON. When something happens, we're the first ones you call.

Top Flight Security: Craig (Ice Cube) and Day-Day (Mike Epps) find crime on the first day of their new job, and back in the old neighborhood where it all began. It's Christmas time and a ghetto Santa Claus breaks into their run-down apartment, stealing all their presents, along with anything else he can stuff into his sack, including the rent money hidden in their stereo speakers. Their only hope to not get evicted before Christmas is to take jobs as security guards at a local mall, where they learn some comic lessons about the true meaning of the holidays.